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Joke of the Day

"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"

"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."

"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A Paragraph, because he's not a full Essay"

"Girl adjusts her bra. And no one cares but when a guy adjusts his everybody loses their mind."

"Wanted to do something patriotic today so I bought a gun and fifty Big Macs."

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"You're a special combination of disappointment, and What The Fcuk!?'"

"Eagles QB Michael Vick is engaged to be married. But both Rappers Pitbull and Snoop Dogg declined the invitation."

"What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod? Electrifying entertainment."