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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a cheese grater? Because nothing is greater than chesse."
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"""Do not purchase if seal is broke"" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*"
"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"
"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"
"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"
"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."
"What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch"
"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."
"TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in"
"My three year old son, Basil, says that since none of us invented language we should stop appropriating words."