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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"

"Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!"

"Can fish get high on seaweed?"

"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."

"Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first."

"A group of actors performed an on stage reading of the Oxford dictionary. The audience wasn't too enthralled with a play on words."

"My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm."

"Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol."

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic."