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Joke of the Day

"Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first."

"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"

"In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes ""Kodak"" with ""Kodak."""

"I lost a leg to a guy named Amir... God damn, he's good at playing darts."

"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"

"A man walks into a bar He got his penis out and was promptly arrested for public indecency."

"Saved a man from a speeding car Man: Can't trust anyone Me: True Man: Us old ones got to stick together Pushed him in front of the next car"

"So a man was reported as having a gun turned out to be an umbrella He was armed and while the umbrella was open rather shady"

"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."

"My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam. It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there. Damn, he really was studying a broad!"