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Joke of the Day

"What do you call midget psychic on the run? A small medium at large."

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"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."
"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."
"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."
"Why doesn't money bring happiness? Because if you have a billion dollars, almost anyone will be a bitch."
"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"
"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"
"[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar."
"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."
"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."