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Joke of the Day
"The hardest part What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheel chair"
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"Instead of regular Christmas cake, I hit my Italian neighbor over the head with a saucepan Pan-a-tony"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."
"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
"President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time."
"Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey? He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee."
"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."
"The speed in which a woman says ""nothing"" when asked ""what's wrong"" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's coming."
"My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome."