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Joke of the Day
"The hardest part What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheel chair"
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"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"
"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."
"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"My girlfriend Likes to dress up like her self and act like a bitch."
"The candidates keep appealing to ""Hard Working Americans""... But what about the Reddit community?"
"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."
"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."