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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the guy who didn't have a right hand? No, he left"
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"Why did the spy cross the border? Because he never really was on your side."
"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1..... Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk"
"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."
"[creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice"
"March forth is National Grammar Day March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!"
"I'm gonna make like a standards censor and get the fuck outta here."
"*braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like ""who braided my hair"" HAHAHAHA"
"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"