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Joke of the Day

"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"

"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"

"What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common? I'm not allowed to tell you"

"Fact: Bernie Sanders won't release his birth certificate because it proves that when he was born he was already a 74-year-old man"

"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."

"My lucky number is 17 so I'm really hoping that 2017 is finally going to be my year. Otherwise, I'll have to change my lucky number again."

"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."

"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"

"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."

"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."