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Joke of the Day

"Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate."

"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"

"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a ""favorite child"" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them."

"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something!"

"Shall I tell you the joke about the kidnappers? I'd better not. You might get carried away."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? (punchline in comments)"

"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."