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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"""
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"David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, ""I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."" His Agent says, ""Sure. No hassle."""
"If your partner/spouse tells you they're not reading everything you tweet: A) they're lying B) hi honey!"
"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"
"Did you know the Packers were Trump supporters? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix"
"Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out."
"I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her."
"I told my toilet to go eat shit... I probably shouldn't have said that because he got all flushed."
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"