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Joke of the Day
"Social media is nice because now we can all experience profound solitude and isolation together."
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"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Welcome to the jungle. Happy Birthday to you. - Christina Aguilera at a kid's birthday party."
"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""
"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon."
"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"
"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("
"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"
"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"
"Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"