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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say? Once you go white, you'll rob the world of it's resources and murder indigenous peoples."

"I have an earning disability."

"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."

"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."

"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."

"My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary."

"How does a potato keep up with it's friends? With Google chromosome+"

"My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child."