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Joke of the Day
"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."
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"Me: And then, for absolutely no reason, they changed the stars to hearts! We were all so mad Syrian Refugee: omg please send me back"
"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced."
".@Oprah If I were as rich as you I'd shit on the floor & tell a senator to pick it up."
"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."
"In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact."
"Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."""
"I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET."