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Joke of the Day
"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."
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"Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit? She was a little husky."
"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"
"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"
"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"
"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"
"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""
"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
"""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: opens front face camera"