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"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""
"wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?"
"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""
"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"
"The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee."
"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."
"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."
"Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you're going."
"Spanish for wife - ""esposa"" Spanish for handcuffs - ""esposas"" Well played, Spanish"