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Joke of the Day

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"What is a Detective's favourite pastry? The Tooth Hurts Donut!"

"Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."

"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"

"I hate my step ladder for not being my real ladder."

"Operator: 911, what's your emergency. Me: I'm 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel."