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Joke of the Day

"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""

"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"

"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."

"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."

"women's rights"

"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."

"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."