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Joke of the Day
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"
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"I like my women like I like my milk... White, with 2% fat."
"What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out."
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A shit zoo."
"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."
"I've just started a band. We're called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet."
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"
"[first date] HER: Do you have any hobbies? ME: Yes! Wait, did you say ""hobbits""? HER: No, hobbies ME: Oh, then no"