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Joke of the Day

"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"

"What did Mr. Orange say to Anna Banana when she asked what his first name was in rhyme world? Fuck off"

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."

"I once thought about write a book, but quit before I even started. It was a novel idea."

"Where did ants originally come from? ant-arctica"

"There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going."

"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."

"Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common... They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs."

"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""

"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."