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Joke of the Day
"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"
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"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"
"Sometimes I say big words, even when i don't know what they mean They make me sound photosynthesis."
"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"
"""I just tried to make reservations at the library"" You don't need a res- ""Couldn't get one though"" Don't do this ""They were fully booked"""
"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."
"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"
"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"
"scared the postman i scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. im not sure what scared him more, the fact that i was naked, or that i knew where he lived"
"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"