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Joke of the Day

"What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market? Good morning, ladies!"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."

"""I don't even own a slave"" - colonial hipster"

"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""

"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."

"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."

"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."

"I'd kill a two-year-old... ...to get with Casey Anthony"

"What's ET short for? His stupid little legs."