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Joke of the Day
"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."
Next Joke
"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning? ""fertilized"""
"What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!"
"Accidents happen everyday... You were one of them."
"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"
"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"
"I was masturbating when I heard some one scream ""Help"". So I came as fast as I could."
"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"
"Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed? Mid-life crisis"
"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""