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Joke of the Day
"Best Joke Ever... This US presidential election. Yup, I went there..."
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"What do you call a fat person on a high horse? Ellen Pao."
"FBI: I can't unlock my phone Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache? FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised"
"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."
"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"
"What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining."
"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."
"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."
"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"