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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat person on a high horse? Ellen Pao."
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"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."
"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."
"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."
"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."
"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."
"Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after."
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."