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Joke of the Day

"Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met."

"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."

"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"

"Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!"

"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"

"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."

"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"

"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."

"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"

"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."