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"What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend? I just need some bread"
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"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."
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"Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind."
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"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""