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Joke of the Day

"I am gonna die with this joke http://www.thegeekbyte.com/install-wordpress-localhost/"

"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."

"Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb? Too much work."

"""Go to hell"" is so abstract. ""Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months."" Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying."

"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."

"Today I was stabbed by a comedian You could say he had me in stitches."

"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"

"If you're going to do something illegal don't plan it through Facebook Do it somewhere private where no one will see you, like google+."

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster. Now it doesn't work."

"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""