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Joke of the Day
"HISTORICAL FACT: I moved to Miami too, but I didn't make such a big fucking deal about it."
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"*juror stands up to read verdict* ""we find the defendant v handsome and think that he looks great in the grey muscle vest he wore on Monday"""
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"
"What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird"
"Justin Bieber's to be the new face of Calvin Klein. Awful news given he does such a terrible job of being the current face of Justin Bieber."
"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"
"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."
"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""
"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""