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Joke of the Day

"What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose"

"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"

"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"

"Everyone done keeping calm yet?"

"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."

"Contagious Had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious."

"What sea creature is the most self-centered? A shellfish"

"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."

"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."

"Why can't ovaries sail a boat? Because they are not sea-men."