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Joke of the Day
"What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose"
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"Really, iTunes? You need to update my calculator app? Have there been changes to basic math that I'm unaware of?"
"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"
"1. Pick jeans to wear 2. Pull them up to thighs 3. Pants dance for 3 minutes 4. Take pants off 5. Put sweatpants on 6. Cry, eat pumpkin pie"
"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."
"I'm running away to join the internet."
"I wrote a Haiku Poetry is hard Like Mr. Jared Fogle At a kid's party"
"My girlfriend told me I should grow a beard. If I wanted hair on my face, I would go down on her."
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."