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Joke of the Day

"A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed."

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."

"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."

"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"

"What do you call 12 guys with big dicks? A hung jury"

"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."

"My father had a stroke he's all right now."

"Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"