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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"
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"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."
"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""
"[sees kid crying in the mall] ""What's wrong?"" ""I'm lost."" ""You're in the mall you little idiot."""
"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
"Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and he redistributes all of the drinks until everyone has the same amount of alcohol ..."
"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."
"Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him ""go big or go home"", he only had one option."
"In 2017 I'm going to start eating healthy again. This marks the end of my cheat decade."