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Joke of the Day

"Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent."

"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."

"A man walks into a bar. The impact gave him a concussion."

"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"

"Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."

"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."

"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"