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Joke of the Day

"Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent."

"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."

"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? Disney spells."

"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"What do bisexuals use for transportation? Bicycles."

"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."

"My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"