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Joke of the Day

"Harry potter is the story of a troubled kid.... ...dealing what what an older man did to him in his bedroom as a child."

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."

"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"What is the greatest joke in the world? My life. My life is a joke."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"Asked a friend if the hotel in town was hiring. ""I don't know, I bet you could check into it, though."""

"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."