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Joke of the Day
"What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do."
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"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."
"I'm white, but not have good credit white."
"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."
"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"
"Two peanuts are hanging out with the wrong crowd... One was assaulted!"
"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."
"What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times? A yellow license plate."
"So a Korean ferry capsized with over 280 people lost overboard. Not entirely a waste. Now we have 280 extra divers looking for flight MH370."