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Joke of the Day

"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"Why did the lemon go sour? Because it had Lemon-Aids"

"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."

"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."

"Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness? The border."

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."

"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."

"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"