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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys see Micheal J. Fox's icebucket challenge? The water was so cold , he's still shaking."
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"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"
"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."
"I invented a new word Repost"
"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"
"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."
"I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people."
"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
"Can you believe they got back together after all that shit? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!!"
"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"