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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit."

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"

"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a Table. And a Chair."

"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"

"My friend hates carnival, but his new girl friend makes him go anyway He's so whipped, he might as well dress up as a Saudi Arabian blogger."

"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"Don't go to zombie nightclubs... They're always dead."