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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit."
Next Joke
"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."
"So I ordered a sex toy online. It was so good, even the mail came."
"What did the bee call his military mission? ""Operation pollination"""
"Accidentally poured myself a glass of vodka at 9am. Accidentally drank it too. I'm so fcuking clumsy."
"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"
"What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance"
"If we start referring to the oil spill as a ""petrol spill"" it sounds like an indie rock band and we can all just do drugs and chill."
"I just saw my son with his penis in a bag of pistachios. He's fucking nuts."
"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."