49226
Joke of the Day
"Cosmetology school was a real letdown. Anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?"
Next Joke
"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"
"/r/cleanjokes hits 10K subscribers **/r/cleanjokes metrics:** Total Subscribers: 10,000 Subreddit Rank: 2,246 Milestones & Subreddit Growth: http://redditmetrics.com/r/cleanjokes"
"What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence"
"You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."
"Girls: I hangout with guys, theres less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. Theres no drama & I dont have to wear pants."
"How do you lower the United State's debt problem? Elect a female president."
"How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date? As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck."
"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."