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Joke of the Day

"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"I'm developing a fear of German sausages... I fear the wurst!"

"-Joe's coming over. ""Joe from work or Joe who thinks he's the Norse god, Thor?"" [the distant sound of thunder makes the guacamole quiver]"

"Who would win in a race? The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers?"

"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"

"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."

"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"

"I just ran out of tissues... Lately, it's been coming in handy"

"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"