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Joke of the Day

"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."

"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"

"I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder... I don't get on with my real ladder."

"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"

"The best thing about time machines ... ... is that you can buy it used and sell it new."

"Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember."

"My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."

"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."