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Joke of the Day
"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"
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"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
"hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words"
"The greatest joke of all time... Android."
"I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have to spend one second talking to them on the phone."
"yo momma so stupid that blonds make jokes about how stupid she is."