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Joke of the Day

"When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."

"Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho"

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."

"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."

"Nick Jonas is popular again... I bet Kevin and Joe Jonas are Jealous"

"Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"