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Joke of the Day

"Why is Trump going to lose the election? Because he's simply not very good with races"

"My Grandpa has a French rifle from WWII It was never fired, but it was dropped once."

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."

"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high!"

"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... I woke up this morning exhausted."

"I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?"

"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""