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Joke of the Day
"I filmed myself having sex in 4K I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!"
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"REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won. DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!"
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""
"A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."""
"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"
"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."