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Joke of the Day

"Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce? Because they grew a part."

"I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!"

"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."

"6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?"

"Statistics. Studies show that almost 213% of statistics are inaccurate."

"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"

"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."

"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."