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Joke of the Day

"ok honey, you're going to love this movie. all you need to know is that ""robocop"" is short for ""robot cop"""

"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."

"Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God."

"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"

"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."

"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"I saw a really cute girl and I wanted to get her number but... I got all choked up. Yeah, living in Compton is f*cked up, they got my wallet too."

"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"

"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"