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Joke of the Day
"I had a really funny joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
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"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."
"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
"I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm."
"ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ... ME: Get me your manager"
"I like my women like I like my wine... 7 years old and locked up in a cellar"
"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."
"What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" says Dolly. Daisy exclaims, ""It's true, no bull!"""