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Joke of the Day
"What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog? A shih tzu"
Next Joke
"""how'd your football team football today?"" those footballers footballed quite well...really good footballin'"
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
"What do you call a sad Ent? Mourning wood."
"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."
"How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeno."
"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"