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Joke of the Day

"What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog? A shih tzu"

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business"

"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."

"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"

"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"

"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."

"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"

"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."

"I found an ant in the men's restroom. Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle would be in there."

"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."