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Joke of the Day

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could've easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"Did you hear? Sting has been kidnapped! The Police don't have a lead."

"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"

"I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer."

"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"

"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."

"I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"I'm scared of the toilet That's where shit goes down"

"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"

"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"