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Joke of the Day

"Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."

"People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government"

"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"

"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"

"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"

"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door"

"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""