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Joke of the Day
"I have a lot of road rage. FUCK ROADS!!!"
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"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"
"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."
"She was only a gas-welder's daughter ... ... but she had acetylene tips"
"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."
"A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering."
"Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify."
"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"I made a device that lets me hear diseases. Hearing cancer is great and all, but hearing AIDS sucks."
"Maybe I'm like Spider-Man except I got bit by a radioactive sloth."