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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off a leg and make it run across Canada"
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"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
"Africa If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of aids."
"I was thinking of dressing has Nan form American Horror story : Coven But the thought of it brought me 'down'"
"Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."
"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"Sometimes when I'm drunk, I put on a trench coat, lurk around the shadows and pretend I'm the host from Unsolved Mysteries"
"A slightly drunk woman is watching tv... She yells, ""Don't go there! Don't go up the stairs! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!"" Her husband asks, ""What are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video."""
"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."