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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking of dressing has Nan form American Horror story : Coven But the thought of it brought me 'down'"

"What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other."

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."

"The comeback to every insult. ""If you want my cumback you would have to get it at your mum's yourself."""

"Bunnyprofessor"

"Jokes What kind of bees make milk"

"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."

"When the guy at Subway asks what type of bread you'd like, say cookies. When he laughs, ask to speak to the manager."

"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."